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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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This works great on children too.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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a year ago
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9 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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5 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel...
a year ago
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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a year ago
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
a year ago
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
a year ago
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
4 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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3 months ago
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
4 months ago
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A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
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a year ago
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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I made some animated shorts
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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a year ago
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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3 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
10 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
7 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
2 months ago
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
a year ago
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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a year ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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a year ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
6 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway...
a year ago
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
a year ago
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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No really, read it. This is her number one...
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology...
3 weeks ago
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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8.
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Last Place Comics
Grandpa Grover
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2 months ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
3 months ago
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out...
10 months ago
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
a year ago
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically...
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity!
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Hello! If you missed the kickstarter, or just want a joke book about cosmology or a signed copy of A City on Mars, please go here...
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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JokeBomb - Series One
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
11 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Low Battery
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4 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that tells you which children are yours without you having to remember.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We...
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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...
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"Lab coat" - originally published
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Taking care
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This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
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Analog House
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3 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
4 months ago
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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How venting is supposed to feel
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A comic about venting to others.
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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you...
a year ago
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick...
a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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I too commit the fundamental attribution...
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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!
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Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix...
5 months ago
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of...
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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XKCD game theory question
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This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final...
4 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost...
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient...
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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a year ago
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going...
11 months ago
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
7 months ago
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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8 months ago
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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3 months ago
The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
3 months ago
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
10 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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a year ago
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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a year ago
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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4 months ago
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only...
a year ago
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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A later update just turns things you don't want to...
11 months ago
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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However they're slow because many of them have no...
3 months ago
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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In 150 characters or less
This is based on a poem by Nikita Gill
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This is based on a poem by Nikita Gill
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
a year ago
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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3 months ago
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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a year ago
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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It's been fifteen years.
I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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5 months ago
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged...
9 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
9 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to...
a year ago
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to appreciate that your current situation is in line with the nature of things.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
9 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
a month ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
a year ago
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
a year ago
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
8 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
Piled Higher
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Piled Higher
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Cham
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"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
9 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the...
a year ago
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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