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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.
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4 months ago
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
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3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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9 months ago
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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11 months ago
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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a year ago
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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a month ago
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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Boys vs Girls Club, Part 3
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a week ago
The post Boys vs Girls Club, Part 3 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a month ago
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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9 months ago
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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CommitStrip
A touch of real life, but not too much
over a year ago
Last Place Comics
Painted Tunnel
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4 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
a year ago
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had...
a year ago
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Low Battery
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3 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being...
a year ago
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even...
a year ago
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
a year ago
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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a year ago
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler...
a year ago
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
a year ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the...
a year ago
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex...
a year ago
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions,...
9 months ago
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated...
6 months ago
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.
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Boop
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls...
a year ago
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
a year ago
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
a year ago
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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It really only gets good in the 4th...
a year ago
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
8 months ago
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping...
a year ago
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new...
a year ago
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.
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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders.
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a year ago
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get...
11 months ago
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
2 months ago
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
3 months ago
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent...
11 months ago
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST....
a year ago
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
7 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
3 weeks ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have...
a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
9 months ago
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Sawwy!
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3 months ago
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Sawwy!
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
a month ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
a month ago
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk.
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a year ago
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact, here's an open one: (
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better...
2 weeks ago
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Once upon a Teams meeting…
over a year ago
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a year ago
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever...
a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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a year ago
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels...
6 months ago
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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How venting is supposed to feel
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A comic about venting to others.
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Dancing bread
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never leaves his room again.
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Just 11 days till launch!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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title:
"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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3 months ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.
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3 weeks ago
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
6 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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a year ago
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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6 months ago
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.
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6 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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a year ago
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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5 months ago
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11 months ago
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The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.
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3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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a year ago
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I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.
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7 months ago
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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2 weeks ago
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Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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3 months ago
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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a year ago
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This whole time we could have been united.
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CommitStrip
The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my...
9 months ago
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
4 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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a year ago
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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It's launch day!!!
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for...
a year ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining...
a year ago
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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3 weeks ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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a year ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix...
5 months ago
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
10 months ago
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
a year ago
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high...
7 months ago
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the...
2 months ago
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
5 months ago
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
a year ago
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
2 months ago
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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a year ago
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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