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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and...
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing...
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they...
a year ago
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they inquire how they can improve service.
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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But you should see what happened to the...
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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2 months ago
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes...
a year ago
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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Painted Tunnel
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3 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to...
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a year ago
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
a year ago
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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a year ago
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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4 months ago
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
a year ago
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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Good vs Evil
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a year ago
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
7 months ago
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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a year ago
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
over a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
a year ago
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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3 months ago
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for...
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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a year ago
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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a year ago
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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11 months ago
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
8 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
a year ago
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
2 weeks ago
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought...
a year ago
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
2 months ago
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a...
a year ago
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should...
a year ago
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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a year ago
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining...
a year ago
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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a year ago
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
a year ago
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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a year ago
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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a year ago
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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a year ago
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will...
a year ago
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes...
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer...
6 months ago
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you...
6 months ago
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
9 months ago
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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However they're slow because many of them have no...
2 months ago
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
2 months ago
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World
over a year ago
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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a month ago
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
a month ago
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts...
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
8 months ago
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
7 months ago
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
PHD Comics
07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
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& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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a year ago
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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6 months ago
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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9 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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a month ago
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
a year ago
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking...
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows...
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how...
11 months ago
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is...
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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The weird part is that the second panel is a...
6 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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a year ago
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant...
5 months ago
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
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Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate...
a year ago
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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PHD Comics
09/24/21 PHD comic: '...Said No Academic Ever.'
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...
over a year ago
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& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"...Said No Academic Ever." - originally published
9/24/2021
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer...
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
6 days ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Watching movies with subtitles on
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A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics...
4 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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A reader once told me that the only canonical...
a year ago
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you...
7 months ago
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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Minds
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Minds
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
a week ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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The Universe of...
I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping...
a year ago
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
9 months ago
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being...
a year ago
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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a year ago
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
a year ago
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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A touch of real life, but not too much
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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a year ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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a year ago
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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2 months ago
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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I feel like more comics need to use the word...
9 months ago
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
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Cham
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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9/10/2021
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a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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