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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
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Cham
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title:
"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
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Spin the Bottle
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The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought...
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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Piled Higher
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these...
5 months ago
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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This caption works for most comics, and makes them a lot nicer.
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I'll be at CulpeperCon today, if you're in central Virginia and want to say hi.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Baby VS Intimacy
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's...
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for...
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addict
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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a month ago
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inappropriate
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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3 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as...
a year ago
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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This whole time we could have been united.
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a year ago
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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a year ago
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I really do yay like that, though.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fetish
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
9 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get...
5 months ago
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get tired of that one.
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a week ago
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high...
5 months ago
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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This works great on children too.
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4 months ago
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This works great on children too.
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate...
5 months ago
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
10 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
6 days ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
10 months ago
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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3 months ago
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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a month ago
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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JokeBomb - Series One
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
2 months ago
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
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Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite...
8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
a year ago
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
a year ago
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a...
11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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9 months ago
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Afterlife
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case...
a year ago
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ontological
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
8 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance...
10 months ago
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Novels
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
a year ago
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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I am posting this from a train and can't make...
a year ago
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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