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I recently had the pleasure of reading anthropologist David Graeber’s 2018 book, Bullshit Jobs: A Theory. Graeber defines a bullshit job as, a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels … Continue reading Is ops a bullshit job?
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did u ever read so hard u accidentally wrote?

Owning a production Postgres database is never boring. The other day, I’m looking for trouble (as I am wont to do), and I notice this weird curve in the production database metrics: So we’ve got these spikes in WALWrite: the number of processes waiting to write to the write-ahead log (or “WAL”). The write-ahead log … Continue reading did u ever read so hard u accidentally wrote?

a week ago 11 votes
Incident SEV scales are a waste of time

Ask an engineering leader about their incident response protocol and they’ll tell you about their severity scale. “The first thing we do is we assign a severity to the incident,” they’ll say, “so the right people will get notified.” And this is sensible. In order to figure out whom to get involved, decision makers need … Continue reading Incident SEV scales are a waste of time

a month ago 25 votes
The queueing shell game

Queues are not just architectural widgets that you can insert into your architecture wherever they're needed. Queues are spontaneously occurring phenomena, just like a waterfall or a thunderstorm.

7 months ago 64 votes
Podcast: Small Batches with Adam Hawkins

I was recently delighted to be interviewed by Adam Hawkins on his podcast Small Batches. We discussed a huge variety of topics. Here is the full episode, and on that page you’ll find meticulously timestamped links to specific topics. Check out the rest of Adam’s podcast, it’s phenomenal!

7 months ago 64 votes

More in programming

We Won’t Save the Planet by Shrinking

At first, it sounds obvious: if we want to save the planet, we should do less. Fewer people, less consumption, smaller footprints. I believed this too—so much so that I once thought having kids was irresponsible. But the more I looked into it, the less sense it made.

20 hours ago 3 votes
.toBeVisible() or .toBeInTheDocument()? (article)

A deep dive into Testing Library's .toBeVisible() and .toBeInTheDocument() matchers, exploring their differences, use cases, and best practices

19 hours ago 3 votes
Whose code am I running in GitHub Actions?

A week ago, somebody added malicious code to the tj-actions/changed-files GitHub Action. If you used the compromised action, it would leak secrets to your build log. Those build logs are public for public repositories, so anybody could see your secrets. Scary! Mutable vs immutable references This attack was possible because it’s common practice to refer to tags in a GitHub Actions workflow, for example: jobs: changed_files: ... steps: - name: Get changed files id: changed-files uses: tj-actions/changed-files@v2 ... At a glance, this looks like an immutable reference to an already-released “version 2” of this action, but actually this is a mutable Git tag. If somebody changes the v2 tag in the tj-actions/changed-files repo to point to a different commit, this action will run different code the next time it runs. If you specify a Git commit ID instead (e.g. a5b3abf), that’s an immutable reference that will run the same code every time. Tags vs commit IDs is a tradeoff between convenience and security. Specifying an exact commit ID means the code won’t change unexpectedly, but tags are easier to read and compare. Do I have any mutable references? I wasn’t worried about this particular attack because I don’t use tj-actions, but I was curious about what other GitHub Actions I’m using. I ran a short shell script in the folder where I have local clones of all my repos: find . -path '*/.github/workflows/*' -type f -name '*.yml' -print0 \ | xargs -0 grep --no-filename "uses:" \ | sed 's/\- uses:/uses:/g' \ | tr '"' ' ' \ | awk '{print $2}' \ | sed 's/\r//g' \ | sort \ | uniq --count \ | sort --numeric-sort This prints a tally of all the actions I’m using. Here’s a snippet of the output: 1 hashicorp/setup-terraform@v3 2 dtolnay/rust-toolchain@v1 2 taiki-e/create-gh-release-action@v1 2 taiki-e/upload-rust-binary-action@v1 4 actions/setup-python@v4 6 actions/cache@v4 9 ruby/setup-ruby@v1 31 actions/setup-python@v5 58 actions/checkout@v4 I went through the entire list and thought about how much I trust each action and its author. Is it from a large organisation like actions or ruby? They’re not perfect, but they’re likely to have good security procedures in place to protect against malicious changes. Is it from an individual developer or small organisation? Here I tend to be more wary, especially if I don’t know the author personally. That’s not to say that individuals can’t have good security, but there’s more variance in the security setup of random developers on the Internet than among big organisations. Do I need to use somebody else’s action, or could I write my own script to replace it? This is what I generally prefer, especially if I’m only using a small subset of the functionality offered by the action. It’s a bit more work upfront, but then I know exactly what it’s doing and there’s less churn and risk from upstream changes. I feel pretty good about my list. Most of my actions are from large organisations, and the rest are a few actions specific to my Rust command-line tools which are non-critical toys, where the impact of a compromised GitHub repo would be relatively slight. How this script works This is a classic use of Unix pipelines, where I’m chaining together a bunch of built-in text processing tools. Let’s step through how it works. find . -path '*/.github/workflows/*' -type f -name '*.yml' -print0 .yml in a folder like .github/workflows/. It prints a list of filenames, like: ./alexwlchan.net/.github/workflows/build_site.yml \0) between them, which makes it possible to split the filenames in the next step. By default it uses a newline, but a null byte is a bit safer, in case you have filenames which include newline characters. .yml as a file extension, but if you sometimes use .yaml, you can replace -name '*.yml' with \( -name '*.yml' -o -name '*.yaml' \) -path rules, like -not -path './cpython/*'. xargs -0 grep --no-filename "uses:" xargs to go through the filenames one-by-one. The `-0` flag tells it to split on the null byte, and then it runs grep to look for lines that include "uses:" – this is how you use an action in your workflow file. --no-filename option means this just prints the matching line, and not the name of the file it comes from. Not all of my files are formatted or indented consistently, so the output is quite messy:     - uses: actions/checkout@v4 sed 's/\- uses:/uses:/g' \ uses: is the first key in the YAML dictionary. This sed command replaces "- uses:" with "uses:" to start tidying up the data.     uses: actions/checkout@v4 sed is a pretty powerful tool for making changes to text, but I only know a couple of simple commands, like this pattern for replacing text: sed 's/old/new/g'. tr '"' ' '     uses: actions/checkout@v4 sed to make this substitution as well. I reached for tr because I've been using it for longer, and the syntax is simpler for doing single character substitutions: tr '<oldchar>' '<newchar>' awk '{print $2}' actions/checkout@v4 awk is another powerful text utility that I’ve never learnt properly – I only know how to print the nth word in a string. It has a lot of pattern-matching features I’ve never tried. sed 's/\r//g' \r), and those were included in the awk output. This command gets rid of them, which makes the data more consistent for the final step. sort | uniq --count | sort --numeric-sort tally.    6 actions/cache@v4 This step-by-step approach is how I build Unix text pipelines: I can write a step at a time, and gradually refine and tweak the output until I get the result I want. There are lots of ways to do it, and because this is a script I’ll use once and then discard, I don’t have to worry too much about doing it in the “purest” way – as long as it gets the right result, that’s good enough. If you use GitHub Actions, you might want to use this script to check your own actions, and see what you’re using. But more than that, I recommend becoming familiar with the Unix text processing tools and pipelines – even in the age of AI, they’re still a powerful and flexible way to cobble together one-off scripts for processing data. [If the formatting of this post looks odd in your feed reader, visit the original article]

19 hours ago 3 votes
Why I hate JavaScript numbers and what everyone has (not) done with them

JavaScript went against the grain in only using floating point numbers initially, and now we pay the price

9 hours ago 2 votes
To hell with forever

Immortality always sounded like a curse to me. But especially now, having passed the halfway point of the average wealthy male life expectancy. Another scoop of life as big as the one I've already been served seems more than enough, thank you very much. Does that strike you as morbid? It's funny, people seem to have no problem understanding satiation when it comes to the individual parts of life. Enough delicious cake, no more rides on the rollercoaster, the end of a great party. But not life itself. Why? The eventual end strikes me as beautiful relief. Framing the idea that you can see enough, do enough, be enough. And have enjoyed the bulk of it, without wanting it to go on forever. Have you seen Highlander? It got panned on its initial release in the 80s. Even Sean Connery couldn't save it with the critics at the time. But I love it. It's one of my all-time favorite movies. It's got a silly story about a worldwide tournament of immortal Highlanders who live forever, lest they get their heads chopped off, and then the last man standing wins... more life? Yeah, it doesn't actually make a lot of sense. But it nails the sadness of forever. The loneliness, the repetition, the inevitable cynicism with humanity. Who wants to live forever, indeed. It's the same theme in Björk's wonderfully melancholic song I've Seen It All. It's a great big world, but eventually every unseen element will appear as but a variation on an existing theme. Even surprise itself will succumb to familiarity. Even before the last day, you can look forward to finality, too. I love racing, but I'm also drawn to the day when the reflexes finally start to fade, and I'll hang up the helmet. One day I will write the last line of Ruby code, too. Sell the last subscription. Write the last tweet. How merciful. It gets harder with people you love, of course. Harder to imagine the last day with them. But I didn't know my great-great-grandfather, and can easily picture him passing with the satisfaction of seeing his lineage carry on without him. One way to think of this is to hold life with a loose grip. Like a pair of drumsticks. I don't play, but I'm told that the music flows better when you avoid strangling them in a death grip. And then you enjoy keeping the beat until the song ends. Amor fati. Amor mori.

15 hours ago 1 votes