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Reading List More from The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman
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This is based on a poem by Nikita Gill View on my website
3 months ago
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6 votes
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? View on my website
4 months ago
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24 votes
Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords. View on my website
8 months ago
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37 votes
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